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I think I’ve had a plain old bucket list in the form of a Facebook Note ever since I was in high school. However, I never got around to anything on the list – all those things were events I figured would happen in the future – meaning some undefined time that didn’t implore me to take action now.
To fix that, I’ve created my impossible list. I got the idea from Joel Runyon, who created the world’s first impossible list and defined the difference between it and a regular ‘ole bucket list. Put simply, the impossible list is an ever-evolving list of experiences that build upon each other, help others as well as yourself, and implore you to take action. This is mine, which is, of course, ever-evolving.
Here’s a video with more detail on the concept:
This page is very personal, but I keep it here on CIG as an ever-present reminder to all who would take heed of it:
Think about what your true life goals are, and constantly evaluate your progress towards them. In other words, be mindful of your path.
Current Focuses:
Right now my main focus is on work projects, since a new semester is coming up.
The rest of my current priorities are declared at this page: What I’m Doing Now
Last 5 Completed Goals
- Run a 5K in less than 25 minutes (January 2020)
- Learn how to lead climb (May 2019)
- Launch a product that creates over $15,000 in revenue within one month (January 2019)
- Create an online course (January 2019)
- Climb a 15-foot rope using hands only (October 2018)
Life Goals
Graduate from college- Final GPA: 3.46 – close enough
- Raise $100,000 through Pencils of Promise to help build schools in developing countries (Join my campaign to help!)
- Release a full album of original music, a novel, and a feature-length film or documentary
- “Retire” Mr. Money Mustache-style by age 40 (save $900k in 2014 dollars, have the option to live off of less than 4% – $36,000/yr – from interest)
- Maintain a loving, inspiring, happy relationship with my amazing girlfriend Anna (7 years and counting)
Move to Denver, CO(March 27, 2017)- Leave a $100 tip at a restaurant
Be self-sufficient and location-independent- June 2013: I’m now graduated from college. Running CIG is my full-time job (which I can do from anywhere there’s internet). I’m writing this from a hostel in Tokyo. Criteria all met!
- Meet Jay Walker and visit his stupendously amazing library
- Help other students expand their potential and realize their dreams (always in progress)
Fitness/Health Goals
Run a 5K(March 18, 2011)Do it in less than 25 minutes(January 22, 2020)
Run a 10K(March 29, 2011)Run a mile in less than 6 minutes(July 11, 2012)Complete a Warrior Dash(July 14, 2012 – time: 29 minutes)Complete a Tough Mudder– August 25, 2018- Complete a Spartan Race
- Complete a GORUCK Challenge
Learn Parkour(proof)- Do 10 trampoline backflips with no rest bounces (currently at 3 or 4 – it gets pretty dizzying and hard to remember)
- Learn standing backflips
- Learn wall flips
- Cycle 100 miles in a day (follow my progress on Strava)
Cycle at least 10 miles at an average speed of 20mph or more(June 10, 2018)- Cycle at least 30 miles at an average speed of 20mph or more (at this point I’ll consider myself mildly competitive)
- Participate in a cycling race
Climb a 15-foot rope using hands only(October 13, 2018)- Climb a 25-foot rope for 2 reps, hands-only, seated start
- Walk 40 feet on a slackline (currently can do about 20)
- Achieve a powerlifting total (squat/bench/deadlift) of 1,000 lbs. (Current: 750/Best: 920)
Bench 250(225×6 video)- Bench 305
Squat 250Deadlift 300Deadlift 350(April 27, 2012 video)
Military Press 170Do a triathalon(Sprint Distance – workout log)- Now do a real, organized one
- Do an Olympic Distance triathlon
- Do 100 push-ups in a single set
Do 15 pull-ups in a single set(November 11, 2014)- Do 20 pull-ups in a single set
Do 15 chin-ups in a single set(April 30, 2014)- Do 20 chin-ups in a single set
Do a muscle-up(April 29, 2018)- Do a set of 5 muscle-ups
- Do a strict muscle-up (no kipping or swinging)
- Do a one-arm pull-up
- Do a front lever
- Do an Iron Cross (extremely advanced gymnastics move)
- Close a Captains of Crush #2 gripper
- Completely clear up my complexion (for me, this basically means drink more than a gallon of water a day and eat no sugar)
Professional Goals
Get 100,000 blog visits, all time(October 30, 2011)Get 1,000,000 blog visits, all time(July 29, 2013)Get 75,000 blog visits in a month(August 26, 2014)Get 150,000 blog visits in a month(January 15, 2015)- Get 500,000 blog visits in a month
Grow the CIG newsletter to 5,000 subscribers(January 10, 2015)Grow to 10,000 subscribers(February 21, 2015)- Grow to 250,000 subscribers
- Write 25,000 words in a month
Start a podcast(January 31, 2013)Get 10,000 listens in a month(January 2015)Get 50 reviews on iTunes(August 26, 2015)
Self-publish a book (>10,000 words)(January 5, 2015)Create print and audiobook editions of the book(July 30, 2018 – audiobook finally published!)
- Write a traditionally published book
- Get on the New York Times Best Sellers list
Launch a regular YouTube show and release 10 videosRelease 50 videos(December 3, 2015)
Gain 250 YouTube subscribers(October 20, 2014)Gain 500 subscribers(November 11, 2014)Gain 1,000 subscribers(November 11, 2014)Gain 2,500 subscribers(December 15, 2014)Gain 5,000 subscribers(January 31, 2015)Gain 10,000 subscribers(March 1, 2015)Gain 50,000 subscribers(August 10, 2015)Gain 100,000 subscribers and earn the silver Play Button(October 20, 2015)Gain 1 million subscribers and earn the gold Play Button(March 24, 2018)- Gain 5 million subscribers
Do a collab video with another dedicated YouTuber(December 11, 2015)Form an LLC and actually be a professional company that does business things and whatnot(December 18, 2015)Walk into a bookstore and take a picture of a book I wrote that’s for sale there(August 17, 2016)Create an online course(January 1, 2019)- Grow my Instagram account to 100,000 followers
Launch a product that creates over $15,000 in revenue within one month(My Productivity Essentials course – first month did $28k!)- Launch a product that creates over $100,000 in revenue within one month
- Speak at a university for more than 500 students
Give an Ignite Talk(April 19, 2012 – watch the video) (and another!)- Give a TEDx Talk
Speak at VidCon(June 22, 2017)Host a series on Crash Course(August 1, 2017)Give a talk about video creation to an audience of content creators(September 19, 2015)Make $10,000 (gross) in a month(June 2015)Make $25,000 (gross) in a month(June 2017)
- Make $1,000 from music royalties (you can find my music here)
- Current: $136.99 (March 2020)
Pay off all $14,431.72 of my student loans by May 2013 (when I graduate)(March 13, 2013)
Habit Goals
- Do a morning workout 100 days in a row – Skill: Fitness
Read 25 pages a day for three months in a row – Skill: Intelligence(June 30, 2016) (Progress page)- Write 500 words 100 days in a row – Skill: Writing/Body of Work
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Creative Goals
- Publish a sci-fi/fantasy novella (at least 17,500 words)
- Record and release a full solo guitar song
- Release an entire album of instrumental music
- Record and release an original song with lyrics
- Play a live show that includes singing
Record a rap song(November 26, 2012 – it’s real dumb)- Release a full rap album (can be collaborative)
Design a WordPress theme from scratch(March 2014 – you’re looking at it!)- Hand-draw something I’d be proud to sell on RedBubble
- Learn how to make electronic music
- Learn how to play the piano (and play Love-Colored Master Spark)
- Learn to draw to the point where I can create art like this
Skill Goals
- Become fluent in Japanese
- November 13, 2013 update: All hiragana, all katakana, 130 kanji, 245 vocab terms. Sentence structure skill lacking a bit.
- Become fluent in Spanish
- Remove an engine from a car and completely disassemble it, then reassemble it, put it back, and turn it on
- Learn archery
- Learn knife throwing
- Learn swing dance
- Learn ballroom dance
- Learn tango
- Become a competent skateboarder
- Tricks to learn or re-learn:
Ollie,FS 180,Pop-shuvit,Frontside pop shuvit, Kickflip, Rock-to-fakie, Rock-n-roll, Airing out, Learn to skate switch, Switch ollie, Nollie, 50-50, Axle stall
- Tricks to learn or re-learn:
Pass the pre-bronze Moves in the Field test in figure skating(April 23, 2016)- Pass the bronze Moves in the Field test
Learn to snowboard(March 23, 2018)- Pull a 360 off of a kicker
Ski a double black diamond run(March 11, 2016)- Learn how to hit jumps on a mountain bike
- Successfully ride Top of the World at Whistler Bike Park
- Climb a 5.12 rock climbing route at a climbing gym (currently at 5.11)
- Climb a V5-V7 bouldering problem in the gym (my gym uses ranges)
Learn how to lead climb(May 25, 2019)
Fun and/or “Insane” Goals
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Skydive(July 22, 2012)- Become a certified solo skydiver
- Bungee jump
- Zero-G flight
- Go cavern diving (like this guy)
- Be on American Ninja Warrior
- Make it through the first round
Climb a mountain(November, 13 2015 – Mt. Cowles/Pyle’s Peak in San Diego)Climb a 14er(June 3, 2017 – Mt. Bierstadt)Climb a mountain with at least 3,000 ft. elevation change from base(August 5, 2017 – Bear Peak)- Climb a mountain with at least 5,000 ft. elevation change from base
- Climb a mountain that includes at least 500 ft. of Class-5 climbing
- Cycle up Mt. Evans
- Bike across America
Go surfing with Srinivas in California(July 6, 2012)- Take a trapeze class
- Do the CN Tower Edge Walk
- Go sailing on the ocean in a wooden ship
Be on TV(March 10, 2015)Break a world record(July 11, 2014)- Take a Quokka selfie
- Try out Smarter Every Day’s backwards brain bike
- Visit Club 33 at Disney Land
- Do a Grip Gauntlet with Jujimufu
Events to Attend
SXSW(March 2012)BlogWorld(June 2012)World Domination Summit(July 2014)RAGBRAI(July 2013)- Complete the Karas Loop
Podcast Movement(August 2014)Camp Nerd Fitness(September 2014)FinCon(September 17, 2015)VidCon(July 23, 2015)- Summer in the City
- ComicCon
- Chinese New Year celebration
Video Game Goals
Beat all levels in TowerFall: Ascension on Hardcore- 100% Super Meat Boy
- Complete all single 10-footers in DDR Extreme (Done: Sakura, Bag, Max 300, Maxx Unlimited, Legend of Max, Paranoia Survivor)
- Complete all double 9/10-footers in DDR Extreme, no bar (Progress)
Travel Goals
Visit Japan(May 2012)twice(May 2013)Visit with Anna(May 2015)
- Visit Rome
- Visit Ireland
- Visit England
- Visit Singapore
- Visit China
- Visit Spain
- Visit Italy
- Visit Turkey
- Visit 5 countries other than the U.S. for more than a week each
- Visit every state in the U.S.
Read 1000 Books
This goal is quite broad. Really, it just means read a lot and constantly be learning. I believe education is life-long, and the best of it is often self-driven.
To that end, I want to make sure I go through lots and lots of books! Initially, one of my 2013 resolutions was to simply read one book a month. That would come to 12 books a year, which is more than I imagine most people read. However, I’ve decided to try and outdo myself, and am currently trying to read one a week (at least).
Still, the goal of one per month will stand, though I think I’ll have to up that significantly if I’m to reach 1000 before I die. If you want to follow my progress, follow me on Goodreads!. You can also check out the list of books I recommend for all students.
“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” – Robert Heinlein
If you found this list inspiring, I’d challenge you to create your own!
If you’d like to put it online and make it public as I’ve done, you can check out my guide on how to build a website to get started. Alternatively, you could keep it simple and just use a text document on your computer, or even a piece of paper (but remember to leave space for sub-goals!).
Hello and welcome, fans of old school gaming, to XBLA Fans’ Super Meat Boy Bandage Guide. Getting all the bandages in Super Meat Boy will unlock some secret characters and serve as undeniable proof of your platforming prowess. This guide will help you find whatever bandages you’ve missed, or tell you how to get that one you can’t seem to reach.
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2-2: One Down
There are two ways to get this bandage. The first way is to land on top of the block that continuously barfs out syringes. From here you can either slowly walk off the edge or jump off so you can line up your fall better. The second, safer way to get the bandage is to wall jump up from below the ledge. Hold run and let go of the analog stick when you jump and you should get the height and distance necessary to snag the bandage.
2-5: Big Empty
This bandage is located in the lower right corner of the level, in the path of a fan. This bandage isn’t too tough to get, but the fan’s gust makes approaching the bandage a bit tricky. If you can’t drop down on it without the fan blowing you onto a pile of used needles, try this: wall jump from the top of the outcropping just below the first fan. Hold run for about 90% of the jump, and you should land just on the edge of the platform, underneath the bandage. From here, just jump up and ride the gust back to the start of the level.
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2-10: Johnny’s Cage – Bandage
This bandage takes forever to get with Meat Boy. We’d recommend using Jill, who you probably just unlocked from the warp in 2-8: The Sabbath (it’s located midway through the level, towards the top). If you have her, this bandage is really easy. Just carefully float down, grab the bandage, and float to safety. If you’re having trouble lining up your jump, you can always just slide down the wall of the needle dropper. Just remember to stop holding left once you grab the wall, or else you’ll fall into biological waste.
2-12: Above – Warp Zone (Castle Crushers)
Warp Zone: Castle Crushers 1
First of all, congratulations on making it to this warp zone, because it’s a tricky one to unlock (in 2-12: Above, you have to catch a key that drops from the left of the middle platform, which is where you’ll find the warp zone). Here the bandage is located between the two right-most saws. Just gently hop between them, grab your bandage, and hop out again. It helps if you don’t hold run and just tap the jump button while not holding any direction. If you’re still having trouble, try holding run and the direction of the wall you’re jumping from, then weave around the saws.
Warp Zone: Castle Crushers 2
This is another easy bandage. The third platform from the bottom has a solid block on its left edge. Just stand there, jump up to the bandage, and land back where you started. Again, it helps to let go of run for this jump; the added control will help with the landing.
2-13: Ulcer Pop
The bandage in this one is located in the lower right corner, behind a gate. The key is located just after Bandage Girl. This is another one of those levels where you start swearing at Bandage Girl because she keeps getting in the way.
Warp Zone: The Blood Shed 1
This warp zone is located in 2-15: Gallbladder. It’s at the top of the stage, just above the horizontal section, hiding in the background. Finding the warp zone is the hard part for this bandage. Just run past Bandage Girl and fall around the left side of the titular Blood Shed. Easy Bandage Get.
Warp Zone: The Blood Shed 3
This bandage is similar to the one in Warp Zone: Sky Pup 1-2. Just wall jump off the platform near the bandage and land back on top of it. Let go of run if you need extra control
2-16: SYNJ
You can find this bandage just above the beginning of the level. Just make a few easy jumps over the two heaps of needles and you’re home free.
2-18: Destructoid
This bandage is a bit frustrating, since it’s obvious. It’s located above the saw in the middle of the stage, but it isn’t obvious where the entryway is. There are a few blocks around the stage that look like you could pass through, but the one that’ll lead you to the bandage is towards the bottom left of the saw. Getting over to the passage is a bit tough too, since you’ll have to wait for the lasers to disappear. They do so every 20 seconds, so jump towards the passage a bit after 19 seconds and you should be fine. Once you’re inside the chamber, just wall jump over the saw to get the bandage. If you’re having trouble getting the jump down, just use Captain Video to hover above the saw. Once you’re ready to leave, there’s a passage below where you entered that leads around the back of Bandage Girl’s platform and drops you out just in front of her. Hold left when you fall out, or you’ll wind up in the lasers.
2-20: Day Breaker – Bandage
You can see this bandage from the beginning. It’s located in a small room you can access from just beyond the fan. Keep an eye out for that purple blob thing and a few piles of needles, and you’ve netted yourself another easy bandage.
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2-4X: Blown – Bandage
Jump on the fan and let it blow you up to the first platform, the one near the two vertical pieces. You should see the bandage floating over to your left. The trick here is to jump out past the bandage, then collect it as you fall back towards the level.
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Warp Zone: 1977 1
The warp zone in 2-5X: Agent Orange sends you this world (it’s above the saw that’s hanging over you when you start the level). The first bandage is a bit trickier than it looks, but in actuality it’s pretty easy. Jump towards the crumbling blocks then wall jump back off. You want to break the middle blocks, but leave the bottom two in tact. Jump on top of those two remaining blocks, and you’re in a great position for jumping up to the bandage. Just don’t forget that you are, in fact, standing on a crumbling block; jump quick.
Warp Zone: 1977 3
This one’s pretty easy, both to get and to find. It’s just to your left when you start the level. Once you’ve made it to the top of the stage, you can just jump off the left side, fall for a bit, then arc back to grab onto the wall. Don’t stand against the wall for long, though, or else you’ll get shot by a giant flashing pixel.
2-6X: Cher Noble
This is another level that’s deceptively simple. The bandage is located right by the final fan, beneath Bandage Girl. All you need to do to get this is stand on the very right edge of the platform directly above the bandage, jump as high as you can, and fall down into the hole. If you’re having trouble getting past the fan’s current, try not holding run as you jump down, and holding right once you start falling.
2-7X: The Moon
Assuming you can make it to the bottom of this level, you can make it to the bandage. It’s on the left half of the stage, across from Bandage Girl. The jumps here aren’t too hard, though you will have to land on skinny blocks.
2-10X: The Kracken
Tag Jill in for this one: it’s much easier to snag the bandage than with Meat Boy. Just boost up off the fan, grab the bandage, and flutter back down.
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2-12X: Grey Matter – Bandage
This bandage is hidden under Bandage Girl and behind some locked blocks. Getting the two keys isn’t hard: just avoid about 6-8 saws during a few back-and-forth runs and everything will be unlocked. The best way to get down to the bandage is to run off the platform to its right—Just watch out for those two downward-shooting saws. Getting back out once you’re down there is another challenge. There’s a one-squre block just to the left of the needle pit that makes escape a bit easier. Don’t try to walk onto it, though, because unless you’re absolutely amazing, you’ll overshoot the platform and wind up in spikes. Once you’re on that tiny platform, it’s easy to wall jump off top part of the column that’s holding up Bandage Girl’s platform.
2-15X: Insurance?
You’ll need Jill’s hovering again, if you want to avoid hours of perfecting a Meat Boy wall jump. The bandage is underneath a locked block in the top right. Once you’ve collected the key and the blocks start disappearing, wall jump up them to the point where they curl around to the left. Stay on that left portion and, when the blocks above you disappear, wall jump up to a nook in the platform above you. From here you can take your time to line up a jump, then float back down to the left. It’s very important to land on that platform on your first try, because you can’t reach it once those locked blocks have been destroyed. If you want to be fancy, you can also just wall jump off the locked blocks.
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2-16X: P.S.Y.
This bandage is pretty tricky, but it doesn’t really involve anything new. You’ll once again have to jump onto a wall and then wall jump off, but this time the wall is two blocks tall and there will be a laser directly above it. The quick way to get the bandage is to hide in the ditch just before it, wait for the laser to shut off, then dashing over to it. You’ll have to jump down immediately to avoid the laser, then repeatedly wall jump off that section to keep from falling. Once the laser subsides, wall jump up to Bandage Girl. The slower, safer way to get the bandage is to jump up like you were going to Bandage Girl, but stopping in the little nook just below her. Once the laser subsides, slide down the wall below you, and hug left once you fall off. You should land on the vertical wall segment just to the left of the bandage. From here you can wait out another laser blast, then hop back up to Bandage Girl.
Much to their surprise, everyone wanted the game, including some very disappointed PlayStation fans.When Super Meat Boy was launched, Team Meat wasn’t allowed to bring it to PS3 for very complicated reasons. Team Meat was very sad about this, but what could they do? They hated that they had to alienate the loyal PlayStation fans who desperately wanted the game but couldn’t have it. Super meat boy console. They felt their pain as PlayStation fans had to suffer for years without the greatest platformer ever made by two guys named Tommy and Edmund. Neither Tommy nor Edmund expected Super Meat Boy to be a huge success.